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'OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"?' http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=2142
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"You know when the DJ has just pulled some insane cross-table double- record-scratch and everybody's screaming, then the bass comes whipping in like zoooooOOOOOSH and it feels like a sweaty man in chaps is forcing his entire balled-up hand into your asshole? That moment is what Belgian techno fans live for." http://scs.viceland.com/img/dos_donts/1778/icon.jpg
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movie: "Vulgar", 2009. Tagline: "Everybody loves a clown... some more than others." Synopsis: "A man who performs as a children's birthday party clown tries to piece his life back together after being gang-raped." You can't, as they say, make this stuff up.
about 2 months ago from web -
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@exador23 Furthermore, if you're really unhappy with it, try filling in the "album artist" field for all your tracks and sorting that way; it behaves completely differently (sorts by last name, etc.)
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@exador23 And you sort of lost me on this one. The UI designers pretty clearly built it around usability within an assumed set of common mistakes instead of sticking to a "correct" methodology and trying to force behavior changes en masse. I have a lot of issues with iTunes, but these aren't among them.
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"German Throws Puppy at Biker Gang, Escapes on Bulldozer" http://gawker.com/5565715/german-throws-puppy-at-biker-gang-escapes-on-bulldozer '"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," says a police spokesman.'
about 3 months ago from web -
The ingredients in Sunny Delight: Water; high fructose corn syrup; concentrated juices of orange, tangerine, apple, lime and/or grapefruit; citric acid; ascorbic acid; beta-carotene; thiamin hydrochloride; natural flavors; modified food starch; canola oil; cellulose gum; xanthan gum; sodium hexametaphosphate; sodium benzoate; yellow dyes #5 and 6.
about 3 months ago from web -
The ingredients in orange juice: orange juice.
about 3 months ago from web -
'I kept driving to nearly the end of this street where there was a gate. We stopped and they said it was the entrance to the underground midget city. I kept driving towards it and they stopped me and yelled "What the hell are you doing!? Dont go in there!!"' Tales from the Village of the Little Folk. http://lordvince.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html
about 3 months ago from web -
"People think the USA is improving but that England [is] definitely expected to win, and should win. Generally the perception is that they are a second-rate football nation who England should beat." Sounds about right. I will warn you, however, that we kick ass at Funny Cars.
about 3 months ago from web -
"The Frog’s body emits 1.21 Jigawatts of Stellar Radiation at regular intervals every 9 days. Its power would be strong enough to obliterate most of the white part of Kansas." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_Frogs
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"Even in the context of that lumpy, overpriced Birkin bag of stuff we call Hollywood product, Sex and the City 2 hits a new low of idiocy and crassness." http://www.movieline.com/2010/05/review-sex-and-the-city-2-is-just-as-horrific-as-youve-heard.php
about 3 months ago from web -
"Heumann’s idea for the band was one whose songs would evoke natural forms and movements as opposed to architectural constructions with rigid forms and linear progressions." You know, man, like, organic, and stuff. Far out.
about 3 months ago from web -
@exador23 In 1984 or so, Ventura wrote a piece on the old '60s "Route 66" show called "Swastikas in the Snow." It was all over the map, thematically, and flip-flopped between an untamable Julie Newmar on horseback and an old man chased by a Nazi hunter, all viewed through the lens of deceptively simple everymen Buz and Tod, and I don't remember anything else about it except it made me want to drop everything I was doing at the time and become a writer. So I did.
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"There are prizes awarded to the worst boats. Boats can be made out of cardboard. Sure they can. Do you really not think you can make a boat out of cardboard in an hour? Really? OK.... Google the following phrase in the image search: cardboard boat. You could spend 500 hours looking at the boats." - Chicken John
about 4 months ago from web -
@exador23 1) some random guys at a conference 2) speaking in unison, referring to themselves as a collective 3) issued this perfect stream of poilcy wonk right/left envirovective that 4) should FRIGHTEN YOOOOOUUU because it says that China will crush us and shit. 5) It was scary and then we went and all had ice cream together, strawberry ice cream, served in delightful bowls made of 100% post-consumer paper products.
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Before he threw a perfect game, Braden was kind of a jacktard. "In the 209, you respect a neatly groomed pile of dirt. In the 209, you do not go stepping across a neatly groomed pile of dirt unless you want someone with a mustache tattooed on his finger to respond with vaguely menacing telephonic shorthand in a comic attempt to make Stockton sound more like Compton. That's just how the 209 rolls, brah." http://ur1.ca/zyvp
about 4 months ago from web -
@exador23 Thanks. Remind me sometime to tell you about the time me and Howard got in an online slapfight.
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@exador23 Even "convenience" is debatable. I have to use amazon for my job, to look up release dates and such, and it's not always pleasant to go on there to buy a USB cable or something and be told "you might also like The Jonas Brothers" or somesuch.
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